goose > define

noun

• Web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks.
• A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
  • synonyms: fathead, goof, goofball, bozo, jackass, cuckoo, twat, zany
• Flesh of a goose (domestic or wild. )

verb

• Pinch in the buttocks.
  • usage: "he goosed the unsuspecting girl"
• Prod into action.
• Give a spurt of fuel to.
  • usage: "goose the car"

• (n.) Any large web-footen bird of the subfamily Anserinae, and belonging to Anser, Branta, Chen, and several allied genera. See Anseres.
• (n.) A silly creature; a simpleton.
• (n.) Any large bird of other related families, resembling the common goose.
• (n.) A game played with counters on a board divided into compartments, in some of which a goose was depicted.
• (n.) A tailor's smoothing iron, so called from its handle, which resembles the neck of a goose.